I didn’t mention mirrors. Stay away from them. THEY ARE EVIL!!!
I made the mistake of looking in a full length mirror the other day. Of course, I had just come out of the shower. No clothing for camoflage. It wasn’t pretty. It never has been, but now the evil side of the mirror came bursting forth. It had stolen my shoulders. I had shoulders, I know I did. It took way my rear. That was one thing I always could count on. Even my grandfather said to me once “Yup you’re a —–. You’re short and you have a fat ass.” Made me feel all warm and fuzzy. That mirror stole every bit of muscle I had. It stole it all and gave me the body of an eighty year old. Bones, wrinkly skin, sunken eyes. I’ve seen people in caskets that looked better. And for what?! What is that damn mirror going to do with my body?
Mirrors. Don’t trust ‘em. Don’t even look at them. I’ll look at a blank wall and see who I want to see right now, thank you very much.