My Life As A Woman
All jokes aside, over the last number of years I have been able to get in touch with my feminine side.
Some of the medications I am on have given me a twenty-eight day cycle. The last five days are the worst. Bloating! Cramps! Aches and pains! I am dead tired! and did I mention Cranky!? I can gain and lose ten pounds in a week.
Don’t laugh. I get very emotional. I can cry at the drop of a hat. I become irrational. ( Well not really. I am still brilliant, but some of those around me don’t see it that way and say that I am not making sense. ) People can be so unfeeling.
I worry about the safety of my children. Lots of things “turn me off”. I fret over the smallest detail and then forget what it was. I listen, sort of, and then decided it wasn’t important anyway. I can’t figure out what I should be wearing.
All in all, its not that bad.
Until then, I remain,
A Sour Kraut