To my MILLIONS of followers ( greatly inceased now that the Olympics are over ), I must apologize. Contrary to popular belief I have not given up. I don’t expect to die; do not hope to die and am still doing everything I can to avoid kicking the bucket.
Since I cannot donate any of my organs to patients in need, tainted as they are, I would have to donate my body to scientific research. I hear that they are full. I am not an interesting case either. Says who? Since, I have nowhere to send this shell I guess I will just have to keep it going until somebody comes up with a better plan.
Besides, I still want my farm.